Pais Tempoyak Ikan Talapia 




1 ekor ikan Talapia
15 - 20 biji cili padi (tambah lagi kalau nak lebih pedas) **
3 cm kunyit **
3 sudu besar tempoyak
3 helai daun kunyit - di potong halus halus
1 batang serai - optional
Garam secukup rasa
Daun pisang


** Ditumbuk atau di kisar halus


Cara - cara


Bersihkan ikan dan kelar kelar kan atas nya. Gaulkan kesemua bahan-bahan tadi dan masukkan garam secukup rasa. Selepas itu letakkan atau lumurkan bahan-bahan tadi di atas dan dalam badan ikan. Setelah itu di balutkan dengan daun pisang yg telah di layur.. Panggang atas api. Setelah masak angkat dan boleh lah di hidangkan.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ikan Patin Masak Tempoyak Pahang

Bahan-bahan:

1ekor ikan patin - di potong dan di bersihkan

3 senduk tempoyak - boleh tambah atau kurang jika suka

20 biji cili padi **

3 cm kunyit hidup **

Garam

Sebiji timun cina ATAU

4 biji terung bulat di belah 2

Sekuntum bunga kantan dan secekak daun kesum bagi yang suka.

** Di tumbuk atau di kisar bersama

Cara-caranya:

Masukkan semua bahan2 di dalam periuk letak air melebihi aras ikan (kalau nak banyak kuah letak lebih air dan lebih kan tempoyak). Apabila mendidih letak garam secukup rasa dan angkat.

 

Todays JOKE.....


A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years before.

Because both had jobs they found it difficult to coordinate their travel schedules, so it was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day.

Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. In his room there was a computer so he decided to send his wife an e mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left out one letter in address, and sent the e-mail, without realizing his error.

In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The dearly departed was a minister who had been called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To:                 My Loving Wife
Subject:                 I've Arrived

You're probably surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P. S. Sure is hot down here!

This will give u a good laugh...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dating process:
6 weeks  : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years  : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?

Back from Work:
6 weeks  : Honey, I'm home.

6 months : BACK!!

6 years  : What did your mom cook for us today??

 

Gifts:
6 weeks  : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.
6 years  : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.

 

 

Phone Ringing:
6 weeks  : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.

6 months : Here, for you.

6 years  : PHONE RINGING.

 

Cooking:
6 weeks  : I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?

6 years  : AGAIN!!!!

Apology:
6 weeks  : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this
                  against you.

6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.
6 years  : We've been through this too many times -what's
                not to understand about what I just said??

New Dress:
6 weeks  : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.

6 months : You bought a new dress again???
6 years  : How much did THAT cost me?

Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks  : How does 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere-you-please sound??
6 months : What's so wrong about me playing golf all day, everyday
                  while on holiday?

6 years  : I work hard -that's why I get to choose where to go and
                what to do for our vacations.

TV:
6 weeks  : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months : Don't change the channel - I am watching this movie.

6 years  : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go
                to bed, I can stay up by myself.

Result of Love Marriage! :)

It's ALWAYS the kids that suffer!!

His Name is Zonkey!!!!!! !

Petua Kek Cantik dari Chef Wan

Petua Kek Cantik dari Chef Wan

Menurut Chef Wan, proses membuat kek adalah 'proses tepat' yang bahan-bahannya perlu seimbang antara satu sama lain bagaikan satu rumusan kimia. Malah, memang berlaku proses kimia apabila bahan kek mentah dibakar dan menjadi satu hidangan makanan/manisan yang lazat.

Tidak dapat digambarkan keistimewaan perkataan 'kek' jikalau dibandingkan proses membuat adunan kek manis yang dibakar, disapu inti di tengahnya dan disalut gula aising, yang direka bentuk dengan mudah di sekeliling kek. Keindahan kek ini dapat memberikan kepuasan. Seni memasak kek ada unsur seni reka yang tersendiri. Kek adalah asas struktur, intinya sebagai lepa dan aisingnya sebagai jubin atau pertukangan papan, menjadikannya satu bentuk yang sempurna.

Untuk membuat kek, bahan-bahan asasnya ialah gula, tepung, telur, lelemak... kepelbagaian boleh dicapai dengan menukar rasa, tekstur, rupa dan bentuknya untuk mendapatkan hasil kek yang baik. Berikut Chef Wan telah menurunkan beberapa petua penting dalam seni menyediakan kek.

Semua bahan hendaklah berada pada suhu bilik melainkan jika resipi itu memerlukan bahan berkenaan sejuk, contohnya mentega. Jika terus digunakan dan peti sejuk, apabila dipukul mentega bersama gula dan telur, ia lambat mengembang apatah lagi menjadi gebu. Apabila dibakar dan dipukul sedang adunan belum cukup kembang, kek itu akan bantat dan tidak lembut. Begitu juga telur. Pukul satu-persatu supaya setiap kali dipukul udara dimasukkan. Ini menggebukan lagi kek itu.

Fahamilah fungsi ketuhar anda sebab setiap ketuhar berfungsi secara berlainan. Bergantung berapa umur ketuhar, sama ada sudah uzur ataupun baru dibeli, waktu memanaskannya juga penting sebelum kek itu dibakar. Pastikan selalu memanaskan ketuhar dahulu. Jangan ketika hendak membakar kek baru hendak dihidupkan ketuhar. Selalunya 15 minit memanaskannya sudah mencukupi.

 Apabila membakar kek, letakkan ia di tengah-tengah ketuhar, melainkan resipi menyatakan sebaliknya.

 Jangan memukul terlalu lama apabila memasukkan tepung ke dalam adunan mentega, adunkan tepung hingga ia sebati sahaja. Memukul terlalu lama akan menarik struktur gluten pada tepinya dan menyebabkan kek keras.

 Untuk mendapatkan kek ringan dan gebu, mentega perlu dipukul sampai berkrim.


Membakar kek suatu kerja mudah tetapi apa akan terjadi pada kek apabila ia dikeluarkan dari ketuhar?


Masalah Yang Sering Dihadapi
Jarang sekali kita dapat menentukan kenapa kek tidak menjadi seperti pada gambar resipi. Perlu ingat, semua bahan hendaklah ditimbang dengan betul dan gunakan penimbang serta camca penyukat dan acuan tin yang ditetapkan dalam resipi. Bukan cawan kopi, cawan teh tetapi cawan sukatan metrik. Dan bukan camca teh, camca makan di rumah... tetapi camca sukatan. Apabila kek sedang dibakar, jangan sekali-kali membuka pintu ketuhar sebelum tiga suku membakar kerana angin yang berlainan hawa akan membuatkan kek mendap di tengahnya. Di bawah disenaraikan masalah lain dan sebabnya.

- Kek Terlalu Lembap dan Leper

• Terlampau banyak cecair.
• Bahan penaik tidak mencukupi atau sudah luput tarikh penggunaannya.
• Lemak dan gula tidak dipukul secukupnya.
• Adunan mentega berketul-ketul dan tidak halus.

- Kek Merekah di Atas

• Ketuhan terlampau panas atau acuan kek tidak diletakkan di tengah tengah ketuhar.
• Kekurangan cecair.
• Acuan tin terlalu kecil.

- Kek yang Mendap di Tengahnya

• Ukuran acuan tin tidak betul.
• Sukatan bahan tidak tepat.
• Ketuhar terlalu panas, terlalu sejuk atau dibakar dalam jangka masa singkat.
• Pintu ketuhar dibuka terlalu awal.

Semoga kek anda menjadi.. :)

Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so ... Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the ones who don't. Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it! Have a blessed day!

Resepi Cornflakes Madu

 

 

 

 

Bahan-bahan ( lebih kurang 150 paper cup )

• 3 sudu besar butter
• 3 sudu besar gula merah
• 3 sudu besar madu
• 1 sudu besar golden syrup ~ optional
• 4 cawan cornflakes
• Kekacang secukupnya (walnut,almond,peanut)

Cara-cara

• Kesemua kekacang di bakar secara berasingan kemudian ditumbuk / blend kasar. Ketepikan.
• Masukkan butter,gula merah,madu dan golden syrup ke dalam periuk. Kacau sebentar untuk sebatikan bahan-bahan tersebut. Pastikan api kecil sahaja dan tidak terlalu lama supaya butter tidak pecah minyak.
• Apabila semua adunan sudah sebati,tutup api dan terus kacau sehingga likat dan suam-suam kuku.
• Masukkan cornflakes ke dalam mangkuk besar.Curah kan bahan-bahan tadi ke atasnya dan gaul sekata.Patah-patahkan sedikit kepingan cornflakes tersebut (jangan ramas atau hancurkan)
• Taburkan kekacang tadi ke dalam mangkuk berisi cornflakes dan gaul sekata. Boleh masukkan ceri jika mahu.
• Sudukan ke dalam paper cup.Susun di dalam dulang pembakar dan bakar lebih kurang 2~3 min.Sejukkan di atas redai dan bolehlah di simpan di dalam bekas kedap udara.

 

A 90-year-old couple were having problems with their memory,
 so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure
 nothing was wrong with them.

They explained to the doctor about the problems
 they were having with their memory.

After checking the couple out, the doctor told them
that they were in good health,
however, the best thing to do was to start writing things
down and make notes to help them to remember things.

Later that night while watching television, the man got up
 from his chair and his wife asked,
 "Where are you going?" He replied, "To the kitchen." She asked,
 "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" He replied, "Sure honey."

 She then asked him, "Don't you think that you should write it down
 on a note so you can remember it?" He said, "No, I can remember that."

She then said, "Well I would also like some chocolate syrup on top.
 You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that."

He said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream
with chocolate syrup."

She replied, "Well I also would like whipped cream on top.
 I know you will forget that so you better write it down."

Now irritated, he said, "I don't need to write that down!
I can remember that." He then goes down stairs to the kitchen.

 After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen
 and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs.

She stared at the plate for a moment and said angrily:
 "I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!"

Resepi Biskut Nestum Kismis

 

 

Bahan-bahan ( 100 pcs )

• 250g butter
• 100g kismis
• 3 cawan tepung gandum
• 3 cawan nestum
• 1 1/2 cawan gula halus
• Telur 1 biji (psl i buat 1/2 dr resipi suruh).. So kalau 250g butter, letak 2 biji ler

Cara-cara

1. Pukul butter dan gula hingga kembang.
2. Masukkan telur esen vanilla, pukul lagi.
3. Masukkan tepung dan nestum, gaul.
4. Masukkan pulas kismis dan uli adunan ikut bentuk yg digemari.
5. Bakar pd suhu 180 selama 20 minit.

Resepi Kek Pisang Kukus

Bahan-bahan:

1 ½ cawan tepung gandum, ayak bersama 1 sudu baking powder
½ cawan gula kastor
2 biji telur
2 biji pisang atau ½ cawan pisang masak dikisar atau
2 sudu teh minyak jagung

1 ½ sudu teh susu

Cara penyediaan:

Panaskan kukusan.

Pukul telur dan gula hingga kembang dan warna pucat. Masukkan minyak jagung, susu dan pisang. Kacau atau putar hingga sebati.

Masukkan tepung yang telah diayak bersama baking powder. Kacau perlahan-lahan hingga adunan sebati.

Tuangkan adunan ke dalam loyang yang telah digris dengan minyak atau marjerin. Masukkan ke dalam kukusan dan kukus hingga masak anggaran selama 15 minit. Uji dengan cucukan lidi untuk memastikan kek masak.

Setelah masak, biarkan sejuk pada suhu bilik sebelum dikeluarkan dari loyang.

Sedia untuk dihidangkan

Resepi Famous Amos Chocolate Chips

Menambah koleksi chocolate chip cookies. Resepi asal dari Allresepi.com,


Bahan-bahan ( 1kilo cookies = 100 keping )

• 1 cawan gula
• 1 cawan padat gula perang *
• 1 cawan mentega
• 1 cawan minyak
• 1 telu
• 1 sudu besar susu segar
• 4 cawan tepung gandum
• 1 sudu kecil garam *
• 1 sudu kecil cream of tartar
• 1 sudu kecil baking soda
• ½ cawan walnut cincang
• 2 cawan semisweet chocolate chips
• 1 sudu kecil vanilla extract

Cara-cara

• Pukul gula, mentega, minyak, telur, susu and vanilla hingga sebati.
• Masukkan bahan-bahan kering, walnut dan chocolate chips
• Adunan nampak lembik, sudukan satu sudu kecil ke atas dulang pembakar, tak perlu di gris.
• Bakar pada suhu 350 ‘F (175’ C) dlm 10-15 minit (bergantung pada jenis oven)
• Nota * Rasa agak manis, boleh kurangkan gula perang kepada ½ atau ¾ cawan. Jika mentega dah masin kurangkan garam kepada ½ sk.
• Cookies ini agak peroi, jika suka keras sedikit, lebihkan tepung ikut kesukaan.
• Walnut boleh diganti dengan kacang jenis lain

LAUGHTER IS CHEAP MEDICINE    I know a couple who works in the pharmaceutical industry. He is a Sales representative and she is a pharmacist. When asked what they do For a living, he is quick to reply, "She makes drugs and I sell them."   I believe it was Lord Byron who said, "Always laugh when you can. It Is cheap medicine." And they're finding that to be true - quite Literally.   A woman diagnosed with Rheumatoid Arthritis wrote to me and talked About how painful the disease had become. Debra said that no drugs Would touch the devastating pain. "At times I prayed to die because I Did not think I could go on this way," she said. But in two and a half Years she weaned herself from most of her medication, which had Reached a high of 21 pills a day. This is how she did it.   "I began seeing a doctor who gave me the most important prescription That I ever could have received," she said. "He excused himself from The room. I watched him walking back and forth in the hall; he seemed To be in deep though t."   The doctor came back in with this prescription: he told Debra to get Some funny movies and to begin laughing. If she didn't feel like Laughing, then she should smile. If she didn't feel like smiling, she Should smile anyway! He said that it would increase endorphins in her Brain and help with her pain.  She did just as he suggested. She smiled constantly. Her children Teased her about the fake smile, but she told them that it was going To get rid of her pain. And it did. Of course, not all of her pain is Gone, but her newly acquired habit of laughing and smiling has made it Manageable without all of the drugs.   Today, Debra is never seen without her smile. She says that she would Not even feel normal without it.   Laughter really is cheap medicine. And it's a prescription you can Fill right now.

My Wish

If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you.

- Courtney Kuchta -

FuN WiTh WoRdS

I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans?
A canner can can as many cans as a canner can, if a canner can can cans.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
wheres the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?  

How much wood could a wood chopper chop, if a wood chopper could chop wood?

Kung Pao Chicken

Bahan A

• 600 gm isi ayam - potong dadu
• tepung jagung
• garam

(Isi ayam disalutkan dengan sedikit garam dan tepung jagung - goreng dan toskan)

Bahan B

• 100 gm  kacang gajus - goreng dan toskan minyak
• 30gm lada kering - pilih yang lebar2 dan potong dalam 1 - 1.5 inci panjang
• 2 biji bawang besar (warna kuning) - potong dadu besar2
• 4 ulas bawang putih - di tumbuk halus
• 2 inci halia - di tumbuk halus
• 1 biji lada capsicum - potong lebar2
• 3 sudu makan sos tiram
• 2 sudu makan cili sos
• 1/4 cawan air
• minyak untuk menumis
• garam secukup rasa

Cara cara

Panaskan sedikit minyak dalam kuali. Goreng lada kering sehingga garing dan ketepikan. Tumis halia dan bawang putih hingga garing dan masukkan bawang besar. Masukkan lada capsicum, isi ayam, sos tiram, cili sos dan sedikit air. Biarkan kering, selepas tu masukkan gajus, kacau dan angkat. Sedia untuk di hidang.

Nasi Ayam Goreng

• 2 mangkuk nasi ayam
• 1/2 cawan sayur campur
• 2 biji telur
• Sedikit serbuk lada sulah
• Sedikit kicap cair
• Secukup minyak untuk menumis

Cara - Cara

• Panaskan sedikit minyak, pecahkan telur dalam kuali, goreng dan pecah-pecahkan telur tersebut. Angkat dan ketepikan.
• Masukkan sayur campur, kicap cair dan serbuk lada sulah dan gaul rata.
• Masukkan telur yang telah diketepikan tadi dan nasi ayam. Gaul rata.
• Setelah masak angkat dan letakkan di atas pinggan dan hidangkan bersama Ayam Goreng.

Roti Telur Mayo

(Oleh m3rni3)

Bahan-bahan untuk 4 orang

• 5 biji telur rebus, dikupas kulitnya
• garam dan lada putih secukupnya
• 4 sudu makan mayonnaise
• daun lettuce
• tomato di hiris
• 8 keping roti sandwich
• margarine

Cara - cara

• Satukan telur, garam, lada putih dan mayonnaise dan kacau rata
• Sapukan margarine di atas roti dan sapukan telur bersama mayonnaise tadi
• Letakkan daun lettuce dan hirisan timun
• Akhir sekali, lapikkan dengan sekeping roti.

Home Made Bun

(Meat Bun)

(Potato Bun)

(Butter Bun)

(Cheese Bun)

Home Made Cookies

(Biskut Dahlia)

• 1 1/2 cawan butter
• 1 cawan gula 
• 1 biji kuning telur
• 1 sudu teh esen vanilla
• 1 cawan tepung gandum (di ayak)
• 1 1/2 cawan tepung jagung (di ayak)
• 1 1/2 cawan tepung kastard (di ayak)

Cara-cara

Campurkan semua bahan, uli sampai jadi doh yang boleh di terap.

Guna acuan semperit yang berbentuk bunga.

Bakar 350f (170 C) selama 15-17 minit.